hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
How gay sex works.
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
one direction according to my roommate:
-greasy brunette tilda swinton
-samwise golden retriever
- soulful jafar
- chest piece dirty ken
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
youve been a naughty girl.. *whips a belt* *hits myself with it on accident* *starts crying*
I would pay my first born child to watch a Narry reality show on E!